The World’s Worst Trousers

I am, as you may have noticed is not always the most efficient person, but now I seriously feel that it’s been far too long since the last post on the topic of “Tjckishörnan greatest hits”. There’s no shortage of ugly garments that return year after year, as the inspiration for posts on the topic is not really scarce, but most of the energy I barely even get upset about shit, but just a little distressed. Today, however, my hatred was raised in a rather practical way and therefore I thought that we, despite the fact that the season starts end of this year, would talk a little about fatso LINEN pants.

Fatso linen trousers have had a prominent place in the fatso corner as long as I can remember. The early spring they pop, absolutely without exception, up among the fatty summer classic tunic with a miss placed drawstring on the hip and the “thin knitted, cool summer jacket” (for which thick would never show off their arms in the summer, for it does look considerably less strained and / or sweaty like to walk around in a fucking jacket when the temperature is at 30+. Nobody can not figure out that the thick bride could possibly have arms that are as thick as the rest of her body if she just takes a cardigan on itself, CRAFTILY CRAFTILY).

In all cases, fatso linen trousers recognized on the spacious model and drawstring at the waist (which never has been a great way to keep the pants in place?), But mainly because it is made of a thin, flimsy linen cloth of the type adopts a very strange fit with sagging parties here and there after a period of use. Linen fabric will apparently be “nice and cool” to wear during the summer, making the thick ice that choose linen trousers get the chance to cover even their legs in high summer heat, the same principle as in the example of the “summer cardigan” ( “I only take enough clothes at me, no one will be able aaaaaana I’m fat! “) and it is often colored in either classic fatso colors like beige and poo brown (supposed to be combined with any raffigt in turquoise, I guess), or” beautiful summer colors “kind coral pink or White. Fatso Linen trousers may seem fairly harmless – it’s at least not paljettprydd – and my disgust before it is probably really most of it is in fatso corner, year after bloody year out, and not that it is exceptionally ugly (it’s just, well, Acts ful). And, as so often before when it comes to fat cat box classics, you ask yourself first and foremost – Who buys shit? Who goes into the H & M and thinking “oh so nice, a coral plus size trouser!”? As long as those people are out there, I will never dare to hope for an improvement in the supply of fatty box.

On the other hand, the question “who the hell buys shit?” Would in itself also be answered with “myself”. I bought namely earlier this summer a pair of shorts from Evans, in the belief that they would be sewn into a real, normal, black fabric. I was, in other words, is not happy when I unpacked the package and realized that the shorts were made of the dreaded linen material, and stuffade muttering them in the back of the closet. But then I suffered some problems with clothing related stress anxiety this morning (I have not washed for three weeks, I’m a great adult and responsible human) and decided to try to MAKE IT WORK with those shorts. I pulled them over a few thin stockings, rolled up the legs of the bracket and the flimsy fabric with safety pins, combined with a denim shirt and tyggympaskor and felt, in fact, quite happy. And I did in the safe two hours, until I happily hurrying me up a staircase on the job and the damn shorts CRACK IN THE ASS. Along with the seam. Well. And suddenly I was reminded of another reason to hate this satanic pants type – the thin fabric fucking disagree. For anything. For example, to move (yes, now knows that fat people are lazy parasites on the body of society who sit at home and raise contributions and costs the narrow and therefore more worthy citizens money in the form of their absolutely gigantic hospital costs, or so stupid that they never gained an education and therefore do not have a job and would like the no hire a fatso at all, it has already read, but still). So, to make a long story short, I can summarize: 1. If anyone reading this very unlikely visited my job today, so can your librarian stiff smile and manic pulling back on it thankfully fairly long denim shirt explained to you so to speak, came a little closer together than usual during the call reference and 2. I HATE FUCKING UGLY fatso LINEN TROUSERS. Can we avoid the fabric fans next summer maybe? Come on, fat boy corners, you can do it!

 

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